I feel it is my duty as a journalist to report the news, which this is not. It is, 
however, very entertaining. So entertaining in fact that I’m not sure what the funniest part of this is, there are so many to choose from. Just the headline alone makes me want to roll over with laughter. I do think the poor fellow made a bad decision in his choice of refreshments. I mean, beer and hot wings seems like you are just asking for trouble on a first date.
however, very entertaining. So entertaining in fact that I’m not sure what the funniest part of this is, there are so many to choose from. Just the headline alone makes me want to roll over with laughter. I do think the poor fellow made a bad decision in his choice of refreshments. I mean, beer and hot wings seems like you are just asking for trouble on a first date. Let me not keep you any longer. Oh, one last comment. I usually try to post a picture or some kind of illustration to go with my blog posts. I felt that this one does not merit a photo because you will have a hard enough time getting the mental image out of your head. Be sure and thank me later. I will like to thank Bill for pointing this out and giving me something to comment on.
To the woman who crapped her pants in my car
To the woman who crapped her pants in my car
We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that. I thought we had chemistry sitting at 6 rivers sharing that basket of hot wings while drinking the chili beer. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you. At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car.
Please don’t feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said “First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me” was meant to be funny, not offensive. I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle's lap.
I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. That's why they call it "gambling". I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better...like when you're not sitting on a heated leather seat...
What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract. I await your call, Tad
P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché…
